Telltale signs of an active fault line.

I began to take notice of the cold breeze on my tushy and gonads only recently. I have worn out most of my pants on the knee and leg area but never on the crotch and J-Lo region - until today. I guess this is a generic problem in Middle East as everyone rushes every second. The friction from my ball sack and the bitch saddle has worn out one of my beloved pants. Thank God I discovered it sooner than later! Time to buy a new pair of Lives 501 from Bayanihan. (Legal Notice: Lives 501 is a trademark owned by Lee Strauss. Counterfeiters will be persecuted. This is pyrite...